Major Problems have been occured

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Subject: Possible radiation leaks on 100miles area around San Clemente Nucklear Power Station.
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CNN, San Clemente, CA – Major Problems have been occured at San
Clemente Nucklear Power Station – 20-year old circuit breaker fails to
close, creating a 4,000-volt arc and fire. Possible radiation leaks on
100miles area. Evacuation process has been started – See last flash
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*sigh*

That’s what we get for letting Canadians play with fissionables—and letting non-English-speaking morons with no spellchecker try to hoax people in order to spread their little virii.

Chrissakes. I should offer to apply a coat of polish to these to make them somewhat believable for a percent of the take.

Two out of ten for “nucklear”. The rest? No points at all.

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April 8, 2008 · by xalieri · Posted in reviews  
　　　　

Comments

5 Responses to “Major Problems have been occured”

  1. [**] on April 8th, 2008 2:29 pm

    CA means California. and not even a spellchecker is going to help you. Trust an American not to know their own state abbreviations.

    *sigh*

  2. vidicon on April 8th, 2008 2:44 pm

    “Nuck”lear is from “Canuck”, a slang term for Canadians. Trust a Canadian, who is also American (even though not from Real America, apparently) to completely miss the point because he can’t see around his own sense of superiority.

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  3. [**] on April 8th, 2008 3:09 pm

    no point to miss

  4. vidicon on April 8th, 2008 3:36 pm

    Suit yourself, Nucker.

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  5. vidicon on April 8th, 2008 3:46 pm

    I swear, these rogue Canadians we get around here these days, thinking they walk on water.

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