{"id":140,"date":"2008-04-18T15:11:32","date_gmt":"2008-04-18T19:11:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ngc2632.com\/blog\/?p=140"},"modified":"2008-04-18T15:11:32","modified_gmt":"2008-04-18T19:11:32","slug":"two-origami-projects-two-references-to-masturbation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/everything\/two-origami-projects-two-references-to-masturbation\/","title":{"rendered":"Two origami projects, two references to masturbation."},"content":{"rendered":"

—>Fold yourself a little friend to watch you masturbate.<\/strong><\/a><— [Bonus points for installing a webcam.]<\/p>\n

\"Aptera\"
\nSomebody left the wings off this Cessna. That’s okay. It’ll taxi 600 miles on a 2-gallon tank of gas.<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

Beautiful anti-Hillary rant<\/strong><\/a>
\nNot that I’m tremendously anti-Hillary. But this argument against accidental fiction is spectacular:<\/p>\n

Her response to being caught lying to a military audience, when she invented a story about being under sniper fire in Bosnia, was to say it wasn’t surprising she got some things wrong, seeing how she spoke millions of words every day. What a magnificent idea, that if you say lots of words some of them are bound to be fantastic lies. So if you listen carefully to horse-racing commentators they say things like “And it’s Teddy’s Boy still leading three furlongs out as they come up to the fourth last fence with Nip and Tuck two lengths behind by the way I fought a tiger once, punched it clean out and they’re all safely over.”<\/p>\n

And auctioneers say, “Three-fifty, three-sixty, three-seventy, three-seventy man in the hat three-eighty here, my dad invented cornflakes, going once going twice, and magnets, he invented them straight up \u00e2\u20ac\u201c gone.” <\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"LSD-25\"
\nJack Chick parody tract explaining good ol’ LSD for those of you who might be too young to remember.<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

\"THUDGUARD!\"
\nNeeds training wheels.<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

If you didn’t already think that Ticketbastards suck, now’s your chance to see how they’re abusing Facebook.<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

Not that this seems to be a reliable source, someone seems to think Cheney’s recent surprise whirlwind tour of the Middle East was to prepare the few allies we have left over there for an attack on Iran.<\/strong><\/a> <\/p>\n

\"The
\nFREE DOWNLOAD in MULTIPLE FORMATS from SMALL BEER PRESS.<\/strong><\/a> I’ve heard nifty things about this one.<\/p>\n

\"2063
\nANOTHER FREE DOWNLOAD: Unintentional fiction from General Dynamics | Astronautics division, written in 1963.<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

\"Book
\nThe new definitive book light.<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

And finally, for you sneeze fetishists.<\/strong><\/b><\/a> Thanks, ABC. It’s pollen season in Atlanta. We need to think about who’s outside in the shrubbery masturbating, listening to us sneeze through our windows.<\/p>\n

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