{"id":148,"date":"2008-05-12T19:28:17","date_gmt":"2008-05-12T23:28:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ngc2632.com\/blog\/?p=148"},"modified":"2008-05-12T19:28:17","modified_gmt":"2008-05-12T23:28:17","slug":"to-think-i-was-actually-alive-in-1970-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/reviews\/to-think-i-was-actually-alive-in-1970-2\/","title":{"rendered":"To think I was actually alive in 1970."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/200805121226.jpg\" alt=\"It's nice to have a girl around the house.\" title=\"It's nice to have a girl around the house.\" border=\"0\" height=\"517\" width=\"400\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Though she was a tiger lady, our hero didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t have to fire a shot to floor her. After one look at his <strong>Mr. Leggs<\/strong> slacks, she was ready to have him walk all over her. That noble styling sure soothes the savage heart! If you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d like your own doll-to-doll carpeting, hunt up a pair of these he-man <strong>Mr. Leggs<\/strong> slacks. Such as our new automatic wash wear blend of <strong>65% \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Dacron\u00c2\u00ae\u00e2\u20ac\u009d and 35% rayon<\/strong>\u00e2\u20ac\u201dincomparably wrinkle-resistant. About <strong>$12.95<\/strong> at plush-carpeted stores.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Well. I <em>say<\/em> I was alive. But was I really <em>alive<\/em>?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>YIKES rating: <a href=\"http:\/\/query.nytimes.com\/gst\/fullpage.html?res=9B00E3DC1E3AF934A25751C0A9659C8B63\"><strong>77.5<\/strong><\/a> out of 100. Keep tusslin&#8217; girls. Rawr.<\/p>\n<p>[*]<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>PS:<\/p>\n<p>Doesn&#8217;t seem to say how easy it is to get stains out of those slacks. Like blood. Or bodily wastes.<\/p>\n<p>[.]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Though she was a tiger lady, our hero didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t have to fire a shot to floor her. After one look at his Mr. Leggs slacks, she was ready to have him walk all over her. That noble styling sure soothes the savage heart! If you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d like your own doll-to-doll carpeting, hunt up a pair [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1rL5j-2o","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=148"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=148"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=148"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=148"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}