{"id":15,"date":"2006-09-19T08:42:22","date_gmt":"2006-09-19T13:42:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ngc2632.com\/blog\/?p=15"},"modified":"2006-09-19T08:45:34","modified_gmt":"2006-09-19T13:45:34","slug":"tales-from-the-third-lobe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/everything\/tales-from-the-third-lobe\/","title":{"rendered":"Tales from the Third Lobe"},"content":{"rendered":"

This is the entire 5-year run of my TwoHeadedCat column, “Tales from the Third Lobe”. Or perhaps I should say, Tales from the Third Lobe<\/em>, as it’s more than 135,000 words.<\/p>\n

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Buy your ticket, get your money’s worth<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Who the fuck killed Cain?<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Man, That’s Grapefruit<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Welcome to the Masquerade<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Dr. Leon Cass, MD, PhD, is a Punk Ass Bitch!<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Wishing<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Vampire Slaying for the Postmodern Goth<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Living in Fear of the Deep Fried Monoculture<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 The Importance of Temptation, by Yours Truly, Agent of Satan<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 The Pimp of the Perverse<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Perspective<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Charnel House Meditations<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Argument in Favor of the Existence of Legendary Creatures<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 On Not Blowing Shit Up<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 One Person CAN Change the World<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 The International House of Blasphemy (An Equal Opportunity Offender)<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Ascension Made Easy<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Earth Day and the New Log Ride<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Kiddie Poon and the Arc of the Covenant<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Tastes Like Chicken<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Snake-Oil Dispenser (Batteries Not Included)<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Still Life, With Footnotes<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 The Up-Down-Top-Bottom-Strange-Charm Red-Green-Blue Quark-Antiquark-Blues<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 More Noise<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Millionth Monkey March<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 DO U WAN2 CYBER?!?<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 CONFESS-O-MAT<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Vidicon Interviews the Ghost of Dick Cheney’s Dead Conscience<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 How’s the Water?<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Nightfall<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 They Call Me Smoking Boots, Part 1<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Salamaundering<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 They Call Me Smoking Boots, Part II<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 How To Be a Shit: A Roadmap for the Unimaginative<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Stag-Nation (Part 1 of ??)<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Death for the Muses<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 The Tenebrati<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 4%<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 In Fear of the Fourth Reich<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 This Is Your Father’s Oldsmobile<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 The Hearing<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Hollow<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 QnA #16<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Bomb Threat Day<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Waving from the Bottom of the Abyss<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Recipes for Disaster<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 A Scorching Case of Public Interest<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Embrace the Madness<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Night of the Living Television<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Meanwhile, Back in the Lab…<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Owed to Apathy and Ignorance<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Fifty out of Fifty-One<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Obscenity Defined<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 It’s that little punching-bag thing in the back of your mouth.<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Writing for a Living Versus Black Market Organ Harvesting<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 As Sure As the Sun Will Rise Tomorrow<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 The Socio-Linguistics of Certain Words that Begin with the Letter “M”<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Why People Kill One Another<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Petty with a Pistol<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Soylent Green is Peephole<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Still Life with Woodchuck<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Today’s article written by Billy, age 8<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Death, death, death, death, and death. In that order.<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Vampire Slaying for the Postmodern Goth, Revisited<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 The Universe Next Door<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 This note will change your life.<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Movie Night<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 The REAL War on Terror<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 The Elfland Invasion, or Dr. Atkins Is Dead and I Don’t Feel So Well Myself<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 King of the Road<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Zen and the Artemia nyos<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 No, Not Dubuque<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 TUESDAY! TUESDAY! TUESDAY!<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Too Early for the Endgame?<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Coming Soon: Anything-Can-Happen Day!<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 The Death of Speculation?<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Won’t you guess my name?<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 All Dressed Up (And These Heels Are Killing Me)<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Close Shave Ahead?<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Spotted Dick<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Relatavistic Relativism<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Fact Versus Fiction and the Chimera of Sentience<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Join the Majority of One<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Portrait of the Artist Wearing a Bib at the Dissection Table<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 That’s Life<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Changing the World Without the Use of High Explosives<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Lupercaliflagellisticexpiatatrocious<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 In Search of the Higgs Bison<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Tar Head<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 This time the woodshed visits you<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Kennelly-Heaviside Prayer<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 In Pursuit of the Drepung Loseling Marching Band<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Persistence of Identity<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 (SELL OUT ARTICLE) Hawk vs. Dove, with a side of Crude<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Why We Hate Clowns<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 The Smoke of the Burning<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Wormwood and Crickets<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Is There A Dog?<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Who the hell is Valerie Plame and why should I care?<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 October Country<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Title Track<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Network of Holes, Diet of Poison, Monster of Love<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Doom with a View<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Vidicon’s Cable Guide to the Afterlife<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Did You Feel It?<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Unprintable<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 The Silverback Transformation<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Where I am now<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Hold On A Second…<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Show Me The Way<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Sonata for Lard-Ass and Television in Bacon Minor<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 The Fortunate Ones<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 A Sutter Home Companion<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Today’s article written by Vidicon’s dog Bacon, age 8<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 You Make Me Sick<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Elf Shot the Food<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Still-Life Parable, With Moral<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Castles in the Sand<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 No boom today. Boom tomorrow.<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Quidnam Est Vester Patris<\/em>: A Review<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Worshipers of the Goddess Reason<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 What’s That Smell?<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 More Than Less Than Human<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 The Empress’s New Boots: A parable for older children<\/strong><\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 The Memory Trick<\/strong><\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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