{"id":156,"date":"2008-06-04T17:02:32","date_gmt":"2008-06-04T21:02:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ngc2632.com\/blog\/?p=156"},"modified":"2008-06-04T17:02:32","modified_gmt":"2008-06-04T21:02:32","slug":"three-scary-things-for-you-to-click-on-from-like-the-web-and-shit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/everything\/three-scary-things-for-you-to-click-on-from-like-the-web-and-shit\/","title":{"rendered":"Three scary things for you to click on. From, like, the web and shit."},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/2\/hi\/science\/nature\/7424795.stm\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ngc2632.com\/imghost\/javanrhino.jpg\" alt=\"Javan rhino -- in yer face\" title=\"Javan rhino -- in yer face\" style=\"float: inherit; vertical-align: middle;\" border=\"0\" width=\"420\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=z70zNOSZ160\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ngc2632.com\/imghost\/lightbulbjoke.jpg\" alt=\"Sylvania Lightbulb Ad\" style=\"float: inherit; vertical-align: middle;\" border=\"0\" width=\"420\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/dcist.com\/2008\/06\/04\/mpd_to_seal_off.php\"><strong>Papers, please.<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>This has already happened in my own neighborhood. Randomly stopped by a cop who checked my ID and asked why I was in the neighborhood. Pulled over to be told I had a flickery tail-light and also asked why I was in the neighborhood. Followed through my neighborhood by a cop who tailgated me at maybe half a car-length for the entire duration until I pulled into my driveway. Because obviously if I&#8217;m a white guy in a black neighborhood, I&#8217;m there to buy drugs. Has nothing to do with having bought the last $100,000 house inside the I-285 perimeter before the market bubble.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s not as formal as they&#8217;re setting up to do it in DC. But, hey, they&#8217;ve been doing this in the nicer neighborhoods in South Florida for fifty years.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>[*]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Papers, please. This has already happened in my own neighborhood. Randomly stopped by a cop who checked my ID and asked why I was in the neighborhood. Pulled over to be told I had a flickery tail-light and also asked why I was in the neighborhood. Followed through my neighborhood by a cop who tailgated [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1rL5j-2w","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=156"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=156"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=156"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=156"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}