{"id":160,"date":"2008-06-09T09:00:26","date_gmt":"2008-06-09T13:00:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ngc2632.com\/blog\/?p=160"},"modified":"2008-06-09T10:42:29","modified_gmt":"2008-06-09T14:42:29","slug":"beermas-is-coming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/everything\/beermas-is-coming\/","title":{"rendered":"Beermas is coming."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Throaty Kneecap McForehead, the Beermas Rock Hyrax, in his Chariot, Rosebud, pulled by the Honey Badgers, Lefty and Penisface, Delivering Bush-Baby-Made Beer Distilled from Zebra-and-Donkey Piss to the Fridges of All Deserving Working-Class Schmucks Every Friday the Thirteenth Like Fuckin' Clockwork\" src=\"http:\/\/i192.photobucket.com\/albums\/z157\/fazicar\/Postables\/Beermas.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Throaty Kneecap McForehead, the Beermas Rock Hyrax, in his Chariot, Rosebud, pulled by the Honey Badgers Lefty and Penisface, Delivering Bush-Baby-Made Beer Distilled from Zebra-and-Donkey Piss to the Fridges of All Deserving Working-Class Schmucks Every Friday the Thirteenth Like Fuckin' Clockwork\" width=\"75\" height=\"100\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Beermas is coming.<\/p>\n<p>[*]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Beermas is coming. [*]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1rL5j-2A","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/160"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=160"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/160\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=160"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=160"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=160"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}