{"id":175,"date":"2008-07-08T20:28:37","date_gmt":"2008-07-09T00:28:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ngc2632.com\/blog\/?p=175"},"modified":"2012-03-10T14:09:41","modified_gmt":"2012-03-10T19:09:41","slug":"man-i-hate-it-when-the-magic-fishmaker-forgets-how-to-stop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/everything\/man-i-hate-it-when-the-magic-fishmaker-forgets-how-to-stop\/","title":{"rendered":"Man, I hate it when the magic fishmaker forgets how to stop."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.romain-laurent.com\/img\/work\/tas\/04.jpg\" alt=\"Magic fishmaker is busted again.\" title=\"Magic fishmaker is busted again.\" border=\"0\" height=\"283\" width=\"425\" \/><\/center> <br \/>\nBecause then the neighbors are all like, &#8220;Hey, granny, what&#8217;s that smelt?&#8221; And then they laugh like they think it&#8217;s funny.<\/p>\n<p>What they don&#8217;t know, apparently, is that when you hard-freeze one a these sumbitches, you can put an edge on it like a machete.<\/p>\n<p>[*]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Because then the neighbors are all like, &#8220;Hey, granny, what&#8217;s that smelt?&#8221; And then they laugh like they think it&#8217;s funny. What they don&#8217;t know, apparently, is that when you hard-freeze one a these sumbitches, you can put an edge on it like a machete. [*]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1rL5j-2P","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/175"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=175"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/175\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":427,"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/175\/revisions\/427"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=175"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=175"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=175"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}