{"id":191,"date":"2008-08-21T10:11:12","date_gmt":"2008-08-21T14:11:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ngc2632.com\/blog\/?p=191"},"modified":"2008-08-21T10:11:12","modified_gmt":"2008-08-21T14:11:12","slug":"poor-squirrel-needs-your-photoshop-help","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/everything\/poor-squirrel-needs-your-photoshop-help\/","title":{"rendered":"Poor squirrel needs your Photoshop help."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ngc2632.com\/imghost\/coconutsquirrel1.jpg\" height=\"390\" width=\"280\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ngc2632.com\/imghost\/coconutsquirrel2.jpg\" height=\"390\" width=\"280\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Images stolen from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesun.co.uk\/sol\/homepage\/news\/article1585740.ece\"><strong>The Sun<\/strong><\/a>. WARNING: Link attempts to launch pop-ups and the horrible puns on The Sun&#8217;s &#8220;twee&#8221; pages aren&#8217;t safe for lunch. Also, it&#8217;s The Sun.<\/p>\n<p>[*]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Images stolen from The Sun. WARNING: Link attempts to launch pop-ups and the horrible puns on The Sun&#8217;s &#8220;twee&#8221; pages aren&#8217;t safe for lunch. Also, it&#8217;s The Sun. [*]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1rL5j-35","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=191"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=191"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=191"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=191"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}