{"id":199,"date":"2008-09-18T09:36:33","date_gmt":"2008-09-18T13:36:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ngc2632.com\/blog\/?p=199"},"modified":"2008-09-18T09:36:33","modified_gmt":"2008-09-18T13:36:33","slug":"or-would-you-prefer-yours-hairless","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/reviews\/or-would-you-prefer-yours-hairless\/","title":{"rendered":"Or would you prefer yours hairless?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.wired.com\/gadgets\/2008\/09\/scariest-toy-co.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.wired.com\/gadgets\/images\/2008\/09\/17\/horrible_toy_horrible_epidermits.jpg\" title=\"Epidermits\" alt=\"Epidermits\" border=\"0\" height=\"318\" width=\"417\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>I think, rather than some sort of nummy living treat on an aluminum stick, ready for you to take a bite out of it, it should be a jacket, protecting your own precious skin with it&#8217;s worthless hide. Or, even better, it should be a hoodie. And you should be able to train it with vicious electric shocks to sing softly, directly into your ears. And you can reward it for good service by having perfect strangers lick it in its special place.<\/p>\n<p>Imagine feeling deliciously warm while feeling your jacket itself shiver with the chill. Or the thrill.<\/p>\n<p>This implementation? Maybe four out of ten. Oh, but such potential&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>[*]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think, rather than some sort of nummy living treat on an aluminum stick, ready for you to take a bite out of it, it should be a jacket, protecting your own precious skin with it&#8217;s worthless hide. Or, even better, it should be a hoodie. And you should be able to train it with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1rL5j-3d","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=199"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=199"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=199"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=199"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}