{"id":213,"date":"2008-11-03T20:23:18","date_gmt":"2008-11-04T00:23:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ngc2632.com\/blog\/?p=213"},"modified":"2008-11-03T20:23:18","modified_gmt":"2008-11-04T00:23:18","slug":"its-no-stupider-than-burying-fake-dinosaur-bones-6000-years-ago","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/everything\/its-no-stupider-than-burying-fake-dinosaur-bones-6000-years-ago\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s no stupider than burying fake dinosaur bones 6000 years ago."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a little long for a motto, but this needs to be streamlined, translated into (possibly Pig) Latin, and added to the Xalieri family crest.<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/despair.com\/priorities.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Priorities\" title=\"Priorities\" src=\"http:\/\/images.despair.com\/products\/demotivators\/priorities.jpg\" border=\"0\" height=\"304\" width=\"425\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>What&#8217;s Latin for &#8220;Stump the Future&#8217;s Archaeologists&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p>[*]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a little long for a motto, but this needs to be streamlined, translated into (possibly Pig) Latin, and added to the Xalieri family crest. What&#8217;s Latin for &#8220;Stump the Future&#8217;s Archaeologists&#8221;? [*]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1rL5j-3r","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/213"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=213"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/213\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=213"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=213"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=213"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}