{"id":33,"date":"2007-02-28T11:27:38","date_gmt":"2007-02-28T16:27:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ngc2632.com\/blog\/?p=33"},"modified":"2007-02-28T11:27:38","modified_gmt":"2007-02-28T16:27:38","slug":"cute-overlord","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/everything\/cute-overlord\/","title":{"rendered":"Cute Overlord"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/2\/hi\/in_pictures\/6404425.stm\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/newsimg.bbc.co.uk\/media\/images\/42623000\/jpg\/_42623691_out1_416_ap.jpg\" alt=\"Worn out after the orgy\" title=\"Worn out after the orgy\" border=\"0\" height=\"300\" width=\"416\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/2\/hi\/in_pictures\/6404425.stm\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/newsimg.bbc.co.uk\/media\/images\/42623000\/jpg\/_42623695_out3_416_ap.jpg\" alt=\"Too late to chew my arm off. Who's making breakfast?\" title=\"Too late to chew my arm off. Who's making breakfast?\" border=\"0\" height=\"300\" width=\"416\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/2\/hi\/in_pictures\/6404425.stm\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/newsimg.bbc.co.uk\/media\/images\/42623000\/jpg\/_42623693_out2_416_ap.jpg\" alt=\"If I squeeze this, her tummy'll SPLODE!!!\" title=\"If I squeeze this, her tummy'll SPLODE!!!\" border=\"0\" height=\"300\" width=\"416\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/2\/hi\/in_pictures\/6404425.stm\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/newsimg.bbc.co.uk\/media\/images\/42623000\/jpg\/_42623697_out4_416_ap.jpg\" alt=\"Betcha can't guess what I'M doin'!!\" title=\"Betcha can't guess what I'M doin'!!\" border=\"0\" height=\"300\" width=\"416\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>Top that.<\/p>\n<p>[*]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Top that. [*]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1rL5j-x","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}