{"id":697,"date":"2011-10-23T19:46:06","date_gmt":"2011-10-23T23:46:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/?p=697"},"modified":"2011-10-23T19:46:06","modified_gmt":"2011-10-23T23:46:06","slug":"the-infamous-abortion-rant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/everything\/the-infamous-abortion-rant\/","title":{"rendered":"The Infamous Abortion Rant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know what? I&#8217;m not pro-abortion, and I don&#8217;t know anyone who is.<\/p>\n<p>Abortion isn&#8217;t a recreational activity or a hobby. I don&#8217;t think there&#8217;s a single woman on earth who would ever say to a lover, &#8220;You know what? Knock me up. I haven&#8217;t had a good abortion in at least six months.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I think abortion is a horrible procedure. So does everyone forced to resort to it. I&#8217;d love to make elective abortions &#8212; not done for the sake of preserving the health of the mother &#8212; a thing of the past. So would everyone.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d get rid of the bulk of abortions, if I could, with sex education from an early age and do away with the unconscionable prudery that keeps sex from being a valid topic of discussion between parents and teachers and children. I&#8217;d abolish rape &#8212; and date-rape too. I&#8217;d agitate for any publicly funded research to make contraception cheap and easy and 100% effective and available to anyone who isn&#8217;t ready to be a father or mother. (While I&#8217;m at it, I&#8217;d advocate busting ass to eradicate STDs the way we finally ditched polio and small pox.) Contraception should be the kind of thing you can do, for both genders, in those times when people are thinking clearly and not forced to try to think of it in the heat of the moment.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and I&#8217;d sure as hell get rid of that domestic abuse thing where sometimes women are beaten for getting pregnant.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d also love to pour some money into research to find ways to make embryos and first-trimester fetuses harvestable so they can be implanted in the wombs of people who can&#8217;t have their own babies &#8212; and I would include in that set MEN who are so all-fired convinced no single potential human life should be wasted, so they could take one for the team and carry a fetus to term themselves.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d also advocate for a bit more fairness and latitude for women who would have to leave work for a chunk of time to deal with all the peculiarities of giving birth and supporting and caring for a new infant. Now that every household has to have two earners busting hump full-time in order to support any children at all, that kind of help has to be available.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d also like to dump money into research to minimize all of those preventable chemical and environmental and genetic factors that would cause debilitating birth defects and decrease the quality of life of any potential child.<\/p>\n<p>We could have been working on all of that stuff for the past sixty or seventy years if people had really been interested in eradicating the bulk of abortions, and frankly I find it horrifically hypocritical that the pro-life (except for, you know, the death penalty and wars and stuff) contingent hasn&#8217;t been voting to fund and support EVERY POSSIBLE ALTERNATIVE to elective abortion possible.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, after all of that, the need for elective abortions would be fairly frickin&#8217; minimal.<\/p>\n<p>BUT EVEN SO I&#8217;d prefer the option for elective abortion remain easily available to anyone who wants it just in case any of the rest of the available alternatives can&#8217;t be stretched to fit the bill. Life is complex and you can&#8217;t count on some charitable person or organization to step in and help if you need it BECAUSE YOU BASTARDS JUST AREN&#8217;T CHARITABLE ENOUGH YET TO RULE OUT THIS PARTICULAR OPTION. You&#8217;ll help a family member, if you can, if you have the resources &#8212; if you don&#8217;t disown them or beat them or emotionally abuse them instead. Maybe you&#8217;ll even help a close friend or a church member. But you really haven&#8217;t shown that you&#8217;ll step in and help a complete stranger, someone from a different culture or race, and your screwed-up priorities on science and research and medicine and education has actively DISCOURAGED the development of viable alternatives.<\/p>\n<p>If you really are as anti-abortion as you say you are, I heartily recommend you actively assist in the development of any and every alternative to abortion that could ever be possible. And then, after however long it takes for them to become available, you&#8217;ll see abortions dwindle down to nothing and fade away. Until then, you have no right to outlaw whatever procedure is necessary to prevent at least two lives from becoming a living hell.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m done.<\/p>\n<p>[*]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know what? I&#8217;m not pro-abortion, and I don&#8217;t know anyone who is. Abortion isn&#8217;t a recreational activity or a hobby. I don&#8217;t think there&#8217;s a single woman on earth who would ever say to a lover, &#8220;You know what? Knock me up. 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