{"id":778,"date":"2012-06-19T14:26:16","date_gmt":"2012-06-19T18:26:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/?p=778"},"modified":"2012-06-19T14:26:16","modified_gmt":"2012-06-19T18:26:16","slug":"dolphins-are-freaks-yo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/everything\/dolphins-are-freaks-yo\/","title":{"rendered":"Dolphins are freaks, yo."},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\">\n<div align=\"left\">So.\n<\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ioniandolphinproject.org\/gallery\/bottlenose-octopus\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ioniandolphinproject.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/KAL_20120613_001_1150_Tt_JGON-1024x682.jpg\" border=\"0\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/ioniandolphinproject.org\/gallery\/bottlenose-octopus-2\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ioniandolphinproject.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/KAL_20120613_001_1170_Tt_JGON-1024x682.jpg\" border=\"0\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/ioniandolphinproject.org\/gallery\/bottlenose-octopus-3\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ioniandolphinproject.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/KAL_20120613_001_1180_Tt_JGON-1024x682.jpg\" border=\"0\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/ioniandolphinproject.org\/gallery\/bottlenose-octopus-4\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ioniandolphinproject.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/KAL_20120613_001_1190_Tt_JGON-1024x682.jpg\" border=\"0\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/ioniandolphinproject.org\/gallery\/bottlenose-octopus-5\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ioniandolphinproject.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/KAL_20120613_001_1200_Tt_JGON-1024x682.jpg\" border=\"0\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p>Tell me again what counts as an unnatural act. I&#8217;m listening.<\/p>\n<p>[*]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So. Tell me again what counts as an unnatural act. I&#8217;m listening. [*]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1rL5j-cy","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/778"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=778"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/778\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":779,"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/778\/revisions\/779"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=778"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=778"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=778"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}