{"id":80,"date":"2007-09-24T13:19:34","date_gmt":"2007-09-24T18:19:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ngc2632.com\/blog\/?p=80"},"modified":"2007-09-24T13:19:34","modified_gmt":"2007-09-24T18:19:34","slug":"because-i-hate-you-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/everything\/because-i-hate-you-all\/","title":{"rendered":"Because I hate you all"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jarvis Cocker versus Tex Avery over the underage corpse of Owl Jolson:<\/p>\n<p>\n <center><object height=\"350\" width=\"425\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/nl5F5uykICg\" \/><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\" \/><\/object><\/center><\/p>\n<p>This is what you get because I&#8217;m writing literature, motherfuckers, and that&#8217;s tougher than writing SF\/zombie pulp and ten times scarier. It&#8217;s (in the future-tense) a couple hundred thousand words of epic poetry disguised as prose because even Snorri &#8220;Snorey&#8221; Sturluson figured out no one wanted to read really really long works of poetry back in the early thirteenth century, and prose is tough to write when you&#8217;re thinking poetry. It&#8217;s also scary because there&#8217;s nothing scarier than the inside of the head of a perfectly sane person who thinks nothing at all like how you think. Times ten. Or however many characters you think is a good number to have in a decent story, whether its prose or poetry.<\/p>\n<p>And yeah, this&#8217;ll sell about as well as Lee Press-On\u00c2\u00ae Merkins in Tokyo&#8217;s Red Light District. And that&#8217;s your fault.<\/p>\n<p>[*]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jarvis Cocker versus Tex Avery over the underage corpse of Owl Jolson: This is what you get because I&#8217;m writing literature, motherfuckers, and that&#8217;s tougher than writing SF\/zombie pulp and ten times scarier. It&#8217;s (in the future-tense) a couple hundred thousand words of epic poetry disguised as prose because even Snorri &#8220;Snorey&#8221; Sturluson figured out [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1rL5j-1i","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=80"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=80"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=80"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=80"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}