{"id":94,"date":"2007-11-30T09:16:51","date_gmt":"2007-11-30T14:16:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ngc2632.com\/blog\/?p=94"},"modified":"2007-11-30T09:52:42","modified_gmt":"2007-11-30T14:52:42","slug":"obey-el-conquistador","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/everything\/obey-el-conquistador\/","title":{"rendered":"Obey EL CONQUISTADOR!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sciencedaily.com\/releases\/2007\/11\/071129094756.htm\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sciencedaily.com\/images\/2007\/11\/071129094756.jpg\" alt=\"Obey EL CONQUISTADOR!\" title=\"Obey EL CONQUISTADOR!\" border=\"0\" height=\"484\" width=\"600\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>A culturally sensitive name for a Brazilian ocelot born at the Louisville Zoo, eh? Naming a purebred entity of South American stock after the phenomenon that wiped out nearly all native culture with violence and forced religious conversion, destroying and melting down irreplaceable artifacts in the name of pillage and greed?<\/p>\n<p>Who the fuck cares! Ocelots aren&#8217;t culturally sensitive pussies, man! BITE THE POWER!<\/p>\n<p>[*]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A culturally sensitive name for a Brazilian ocelot born at the Louisville Zoo, eh? Naming a purebred entity of South American stock after the phenomenon that wiped out nearly all native culture with violence and forced religious conversion, destroying and melting down irreplaceable artifacts in the name of pillage and greed? Who the fuck cares! [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1rL5j-1w","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=94"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=94"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=94"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/xal.li\/eri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=94"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}