Or would you prefer yours hairless?


I think, rather than some sort of nummy living treat on an aluminum stick, ready for you to take a bite out of it, it should be a jacket, protecting your own precious skin with it’s worthless hide. Or, even better, it should be a hoodie. And you should be able to train it with vicious electric shocks to sing softly, directly into your ears. And you can reward it for good service by having perfect strangers lick it in its special place.

Imagine feeling deliciously warm while feeling your jacket itself shiver with the chill. Or the thrill.

This implementation? Maybe four out of ten. Oh, but such potential….


September 18, 2008 · by xalieri · Posted in reviews  


2 Responses to “Or would you prefer yours hairless?”

  1. Rebecca Sherman on November 28th, 2011 12:11 am

    I just love wandering your blog, bumping into things like this and wishing I could stay…

  2. xalieri on November 28th, 2011 7:17 am

    You’re welcome wherever you wander. :)

    The future is going to be a strange, strange place.


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