How can it feel so incredibly cold and distant when you hold it in your hand?

It starts with the moon. It’s the size of a fingernail at arm’s reach, so you pluck it. The heft is much reduced by the distance. There, in the center of your hand, two hundred and thirty thousand miles away, it weighs a hundredth of an ounce.

The bright side and the dark side are nearly undetectably warmer and colder than skin temperature, respectively. It could even be your imagination. It looks rough, but it feels so smooth that it seems it should be shiny.

You hang it back in the sky where it belongs and trace the skin of the hollow of your palm with the back of a nail from your other hand, erasing the memory of the featherweight touch.

The sun, in the other hand, is about the same size but weighs more than an ounce and a half. It is warm liked being licked by a sunbeam. Whereas the moon was a marble, the sun is soft and fuzzy. Somewhat tacky, like cotton candy. It tingles a little, too, as you touch it with a finger and draw back.

The rest of the sky feels like mist and fog and, somewhat bizarrely, air, not the nothingness of vacuum. Waving a hand through the void, trailing fingers through protonic eddies that carry the heat away like a cooling breeze, now and again you feel the sharp faint prick of a distant star. The nearest galaxy slips through your fingers like faint smoke.

But deep space has a texture. You can feel it, even from here.


December 19, 2010 · Posted in Everything Else  

Here’s my not-too-lengthy, not-too-technical pamphlet on what’s busted with money and the credit economy. It’s hardly a manifesto, but maybe there ought to be one at some point.

I mean, everyone knows things are busted. But everyone thinks in terms of “it’s too complicated to understand…” and “but it works well enough, doesn’t it?” and that confuses me to no end. If things don’t work, what you do is 1) take a good long look at what’s going on, and 2) figure out why things are the way they are. The obvious next step, 3) try to think of a better way to do things, is the tricky part, but the more people who make it through the first two steps, the more brains you can throw at number three.

The truth is, the basics of the economy aren’t too complicated to understand for anyone, especially if you start with “how to trade what you have too much of for what you need” and work your way up from there. As far as “it works well enough, doesn’t it,” all you have to do is see who the system seems to be working for and who it’s letting down to know it’s time to start fixing things.

Here are my notes, broken into digestible chunks.

Intro:  What’s the Score
Part 1: Worthless Money
Part 2: Building on Foam
Part 3: The Measure of a Man
Part 4: Money Spigot, Money Sink
Part 5: Corrective Measures

Where do we go from here?


December 13, 2010 · Posted in Everything Else  

So here are the issues with money:

From starting out as a convenient promisory note for goods you didn’t feel like carrying around in the marketplace, cash tokens have evolved in the public consciousness as something with actual intrinsic value. This is a mistake. In small amounts it’s worth goods and services, but hoarding it in large amounts just makes the machine creaky and makes whatever authority issues it have to print more. A more ideal version of money would be itself immune to the pressures of supply and demand. Hell, maybe money you haven’t spent in 72 hours should become worthless, and if you want to have a savings, you should buy something of lasting value with it. That would stop the hoarding.

Instead, the consumer economy tends to invest “disposable income” in disposable goods — a constant stream of clothes that go out of style or fall apart or electronics that work for maybe a year or two before they break or need upgrading or, perhaps more usefully, investments in “personal upgrades”: travel, enriching experiences, experiential entertainment, hobbies that amount to training in a craft or a trade. In any case, money is exchanged for deserved life experiences or lifestyle maintenance or upgrades after the necessities are covered — but there is no connection between money and decaying or consumed products. There should be enough cash in the system to represent the actual value of goods and services that are available to change hands, and there should be deliberate action to make sure that the right amounts are in the right hands at the right time. Ideally.

Because the system we have right now has evolved accidentally, emerging from social practices out of the materials at hand with no directing hands except for those who had every expectation of collecting all available wealth into their own hands, with only each other’s direct competition as a system of checks and balances. Oh, and the occasional bloody revolution.

The foam-based interest-and-credit economy is a symptom of evolution in an unstable and unsupportable direction — as well as a symptom of guiding hands that don’t have the best interest of the economy as a whole at heart. This is the root of the money-sink/money-spigot system, aggravated by, let’s face it, the not-necessarily-fair-or-just game-winning scenario of being able to retire from worthwhile labor merely because you’ve hoarded enough essential trade lubricant to generate an income from interest and dividends, which only happens when your hoarded fake wealth has passed some sort of critical mass/density/Schwarchild-radius phase-change threshold…. Did you follow that?

Imagine trying to explain that scenario to an alien intelligence from another world. That’s my usual measure of how busted things are: how long it would take to explain to someone not from Earth and/or whether they would ever actually buy that I wasn’t making it all up.

Anyway, the only justice in the aforementioned game-winning scenario is the myth that it’s an achievement available to anyone. And that’s simply not true. Some people start their run on the game with a sizable wad handed to them at birth or by huge payoff of some gamble or insurance policy or inheritance. Some people in the game-winning scenario make it a point to restrict opportunities to family and friends and people who are already in their networks, and take every available action to ensure that the club remains exclusive.

Perhaps it isn’t even conscious. The confusion of deserving with having fat stacks of cash creates a gradient field that pushes against those with no money and attracts those who already have plenty to those money-sink/money spigot singularities, especially since it’s the agents of those singularities who decide — or create the artificial measures which aid the decision-making process — who is deserving of newly created fake-money-but-soon-to-be-real-money investment funds.

Like for any system where there is a measure that is only loosely connected to the property it is intended to gauge, it becomes far simpler to “game the system” and run up the score than it is to actually increase the property in question. For example, if a company notes a correlation between calls made per day by a sales team and an increase in income from sold products, then they may institute a policy of rewarding or punishing agents based on the number of calls made per day. It’s too easy a measure to take and too unlinked from the bottom line, however. Agents who are behind on sales calls can call numbers at random. Agents who find cold calls onerous can call friends and family or perhaps make a habit of calling voicemail for people they know are away from their desks. And suddenly you’re rewarding your laziest, shirkingest workers while your best producers languish and worry about being fired.

Any measure can be gamed — and will be — but if no attempt is ever made to correct the situation, the measure simply turns into a score for the game. The problem with money being the false measure of deserving is that there are people who aren’t even allowed to play that game trying to buy groceries with their paltry, dwindling score.

I propose we work to find a better measure of deserving than the one your typical loan officer uses — one that is unconnected to the accident of birth and/or relation, one not subject to artificial scarcity or hoarding, and one that can compete in the free market with money as a measure of someone’s worth (since the worldwide abolition of money is unlikely in the extreme).


December 10, 2010 · Posted in Everything Else  

So once you hoard enough wealth respect worthiness money, your (I’ll say it again — intrinsically worthless) cash goes through yet another phase change. But let’s set up the scenario with an example using standard checking accounts:

Let’s say about half — give or take twenty percent depending on the economic weather — of the US working population has checking accounts that, in typical hand-to-mouth fashion, are damned near emptied every month. The average daily balance is a few hundred dollars, and, in order to recompense themselves for the chore of holding such paltry amounts of cash, the bank takes maybe ten bucks per month, maybe more, from these struggling folks, not counting any $30-$40 wads per infraction for overdraft fees should the accounts ever touch bottom. Call it $75 to $150 per year per account charged to the enormous ranks of the not-exactly-wealthy.

But once your account passes some magic minimum balance, you are allowed to request that you earn interest on your balance — because by now you’ve discovered that the bank takes the total amount of all the money on hand, from accounts with $50 in them all the way up to accounts with hundreds of thousands of dollars in them, and loans that money out to other people who, if all goes according to plan, pay more money back than they were loaned. Interest on your checking account balance is no more than you are due, just a tiny slice of the pie, seeing as the bank couldn’t make money without having your money to loan out….

To be honest, there’s nothing about that minimum balance that makes you special. A thousand accounts with a $50 balance gives the bank as much lending ability as ten people with $5000 on account, and it really is just a matter of “screw the poor people — this will encourage them to find a way to give us more money to loan out”. But the upshot is that a standard bank makes plenty of money by taking small amounts from large groups of poor people. By the bottom line on the spreadsheets, it’s a good way to do business. It’s a stable population just by dint of being so large. Wealthy people come and go, are harder to manipulate, and aren’t so used to just taking it when they get screwed.

So cross that magic threshold and you get to start pulling away from the ranks of the chumps.

But … that’s only the start of the phase change I mentioned.

There are a zillion ways to gravitationally attract more money with the mass of the money you’ve already amassed, much of which basically amounts to gambling. Well, scratch that weaselly “basically amounts to” phrase. Is gambling. Make bets by taking out insurance policies on, well, eventualities. But one of the more more magical ways is to actually become a bank.

Say I have $100 and I loan it to you. According to our agreement, you bring it back to me with an extra $10. Now I have $110 to loan out… but that’s not exactly how the math works for real banks. That’s only how it works for loan sharks. Once you make the magical transition to being a bank, you can loan out far more than that $100, as long as you keep that $100 in reserve just in case something bad happens to a bunch of your lenders simultaneously. And if you loan out too much, you will need to increase your reserves until the money comes back. But you can borrow from other banks without much trouble, because your credit is good. You’re a bank after all…. You’re a money spigot and a money sink.

You write checks for more money than you have, basically creating a divot, a hole, a well that needs money to fill it in. And then people take the fake money you give them, buy materials, improve the materials with labor, sell products for enough money to stay in operation, and then pay the money you magically created back to you.

You don’t have to be a systems analyst like me to spot the feedback loop here. It should make the hair stand up on the back of your neck, if you can spot it.

Be that as it may, as a bank, it’s your job to only dole out the magic fake soon-to-be-real money to the deserving — i.e., those with the highest likelihood of actually paying it back. Which means probably not chumps.

And that’s the critical part of balancing money creation with money destruction so that the money supply doesn’t increase to the point of uncontrollable inflation, which makes everyone’s money worth less, or deflation, which, while good on the surface, is a symptom of there not being enough money to allow for goods and services to flow. Also, it means collateral for loans becomes eventually worth less and less, meaning that more and more people will default and not pay back their loans — which is what just happened with the mortgage market…

…which just goes to give a little evidence for how busted things are for people to ascribe value to something that can so easily be created or destroyed to the point that they hoard it — and reward people for hoarding it by stacking on a little extra now and then — until hoarding something worthless becomes a substitute for a worthwhile occupation.

And then you can use the interest-income from that hoarded fake wealth to sway legislators into thinking it’s an industry when it’s pretty much the opposite for every shade of meaning of the word, and that it should be protected.


December 8, 2010 · Posted in Everything Else  

Cost, price, worth, value, equity … The more you look at words like that, the more they smudge and blend into one another, and the more they dissolve into other social concepts of how we treat one another. There are subtle differences in meaning that only come out when you treat them as words in financial expert jargon, where context is everything. But the importance of those words doesn’t really come out until you take a step back and look at those words in the way that ordinary people use them every day.

You run a sandwich shop. A guy comes in the door and asks you for a sandwich. Does he, at this point, deserve a sandwich?

Well. That’s a matter of basic philosophy. You don’t know that he’s done anything wrong for which slow starvation should be a suitable punishment. You don’t recognize him as family or as a member of any other group to which you owe uncompromising support. To hand over a sandwich or not hand over a sandwich? All other things being equal, if you just happen to have a spare sandwich you don’t need, you should just be able to give it to him, right?

Except if you just give away sandwiches instead of sell them, you wouldn’t have a business. Eventually you would have no money and you wouldn’t be able to buy more materials to make sandwiches, or even feed yourself. You’d have maybe a hundred, maybe a thousand, people ethically if not morally owe you a sandwich, but that’s about it. Once you run out of bread.

Oh, but it’s all okay. He’s waving a $5 bill. You build him a sandwich and you take the fiver, a convenient substitute for this whole huge philosophical headache. By virtue of possessing a $5 bill that he will give you, he deserves at least $5 worth of sandwich. The second he hands it over. In the meanwhile, you build him a sandwich on credit, influenced by the potential of future money and hope he will bless the transaction with that $5. And he does. Whew.

For the labor and sacrifice of materials to build that sandwich, you deserve $5.


He earned that $5 doing God-knows-what which may or may not have actually made your world a better place. Maybe he spends his days keeping garbage from piling up on the neighborhood sidewalks. Maybe he found the money blowing around like a leaf. Maybe he spends his days designing sandwich-making machinery which will eventually make your method of earning a living obsolete — not necessarily a bad thing, but certainly disturbing. Maybe he earned that $5 from a contract for killing your mother.

But hey, $5 is $5, and, by extension, a sandwich — in the short-hand language of deserve and equity and price and value and cost.

But not really, as I stated in Part One. A $5 bill is a token that, by its motion, allows $5-worth of goods or services to change hands. It has no intrinsic worth. Tomorrow it will be used to move a sack of flour. The next day a gallon or two of gasoline. Until it evaporates back into government hands via taxes or falls into a hoard, where it will be used to gravitationally attract more money or sit around until it is stolen/confiscated/devalued/donated or put to whatever other non-purchasing use that is available to “rich-people money“. Probably loaned out at interest.

Money has nothing to do with deserve. It just saves us the trouble of having to think about it.


December 7, 2010 · Posted in Everything Else  

In the mysterious realm of financial assets, cash is referred to as liquidity. It flows, presumably, better than a truck full of pigs and stays relatively level in value over time, whereas, for example, said truckload of pigs brings with it an implication of fluctuating costs, like the need for transport and specialized storage, the total costs of cleaning up after them and feeding for the rest of their expected lifespans, the costs of slaughter and processing and packaging and further storage and further shipping and distribution… The value of the pigs varies wildly depending on the portion of their lifespan during which you are responsible for them.

For some people a truckload of pigs has a negative value even. I personally would consider paying money to have a truckload of pigs removed from my inventory if I could not find a buyer fairly quickly. But, if you completely ignore what I said in the last couple of paragraphs of part one, you can presume $5 means just about the same thing to just about everybody.

As strange as money is, there’s another state of matter in financial physics, and that’s credit. If a truckload of pigs is solid and money is liquid, then credit is … not a gas, per se. It’s more like … foam. It’s constrained by (remember: intrinsically valueless) cash, but it’s largely empty in and of itself. It’s the promise of cash later, and the broken part is that it seems to have a higher value than cash now. Overall.

It doesn’t seem like that at first, but it’s true. Here’s the basics so you can decide for yourself.

Say you have a pound of bacon and I have $5 and we’re prepared to trade one for the other. But maybe I’d rather hold onto that $5 for now for whatever reason, and I offer to pay you $6 next month. If that deal looks attractive at all to both parties, it’s because to me a future $6 is worth less than $5 now, but to you it’s worth more.

It seems to even out, right? And it would if that’s where it all ended. But remember (again) from part one, cash has no intrinsic value. It’s only artificially scarce. Earners are given it in exchange for labor, manufacturers are given it in exchange for products, but products are consumable and degrade in value over time and labor is in continual supply. Like grass in the lawn, there will always be more to mow tomorrow. It’s amazing that we try to make cash represent both. But when we throw in hoarding, the fact that the government is forced to print more when too much is hoarded, and transactions on credit, it gets to be too much to bear.

But where it gets to be particularly unbelievable is the feedback loops that credit can cause. Back to our example.

You want that $6 next month instead of $5 now because at the end of the year, $5 is $5 and $6 is $6. Provided I actually pay up, anyway. And when you need to make expensive improvements to your bacon-production process, you can either wait until you have all the cash on hand, or you can borrow that money and pay a larger amount back later.

Here’s the feedback loop: You can borrow more money now, or at least pay back a smidge less money later, if you can show that you expect to have more money by the time the payment is due. A better chance of being able to make your payments means a lower interest rate. Or a slightly larger loan with larger payments.

But the bank you borrow from also borrows money from time to time, and they count the promise of your future payments as future income for paying back their own loans, so the more you operate on credit, the larger amounts they can borrow for gambling and investing….

…and it’s all based on me actually being able to pay you $6 next month for a pound of bacon I’ll have probably eaten in a single sitting by this afternoon.

All of this foam is an awesome substitute for actual wealth, but like the Ponzi/Madoff scam it actually is, it only works in a growing economy, and the overall success of it really is firmly linked to the rate of economic growth. If there’s ever any kind of crisis, like a crop failure, or a plague, or a war, or earthquakes or bad weather or what have you, that diverts away enough of those cash payments at the very bottom, then the whole thing collapses like the head on a beer when someone sticks a finger in it.

If you don’t drink beer, I’m not sure I can come up with a suitable metaphor for you. But you can believe me when I say that finally coming to understand stuff like this is one of the reasons I drink beer.


December 6, 2010 · Posted in Everything Else  

Part one began, or kinda began, as there have been a few sketches on the general topic posted already over the years, a series I’m writing on the subject of how the economy works and why it’s busted.

I’m writing it from the viewpoint of someone who is in touch with the way interlocking systems work and who has trouble sleeping many nights due to the sound of the grinding of the gears. I’m writing it for people who have no real personal interest in the topic of finance but are forced by the necessities of survival to participate in the earn-and-spend scenarios that make them victims or, slightly better, livestock to the people who profit hugely in the finance industry.

Even now I’m a little unclear why I’m doing this. Ignorance is bliss. But ignorance also keeps us all locked firmly in our little stalls for regular milking, for breeding, and for eventual slaughter.

I’m not doing this to raise awareness so we can eventually break the financial cycles that hold us down. I’m not a big believer in manifestos and revolution. I am a big fan of science, however. I know that the current system is largely a product of undirected evolution. But I think the deliberate discovery and testing and adoption of new economic principles and techniques will make things better for all of us.

I am not a student of accounting or finance. I’m a writer and an analyst, and I have fun sometimes playing with the simple rules that make seemingly complicated systems by way of little experiments and the occasional computer model. I have a background in science, however, and that informs my thinking and my methodology.

The upshot is that I can offer no guarantee that I know what I’m taking about. That’s why I’m discussing this here in public where I can accept comments and correction, should you be willing to help me out.

The next part of “Score” will go up on Monday morning, and I’ll try to be fairly regular with future portions. Thanks for your attention and any feedback you care to offer.


December 4, 2010 · Posted in Everything Else  

So you have so much wheat it’s going to go bad before you can use it all and you don’t have any chickens. The obvious answer to the problem is to find someone who needs wheat and who has excess chickens and convince him or her to make a swap. Maybe the person who needs wheat doesn’t have chickens but has excess lumber instead, but he knows someone who has chickens. But the chicken guy needs corn…

Eventually you get to the concept of money because four cords of lumber and thirty goats are kind of inconvenient to drag around everywhere when you’re doing for groceries.

Money emerges as lubricant for trade, but it doesn’t actually represent the goods. Wealth is a simple stockpile of resources that are otherwise scarce or in demand. Money is just a number or a token — something that can be produced cheaply in arbitrary quantities.

Money at rest is worthless. Money in motion produces, like magic, the things you need and desire.

Something is really broken when money itself can be hoarded, as if it is scarce and has intrinsic value. Something is very broken when it is mistaken for the value of a person, whereby people with more hoarded money are seen as more deserving of the basic elements of survival, of comforts, of luxuries. And if your worth isn’t measured by the money you’ve hoarded, it’s measured in terms of how much you can help someone who is already wealthy get more money than he or she pays you…

Money is a game. It is unlinked from value. Money is the score you try to rack up to show you deserve basic survival and comfort and respect, but the game is inherently broken. We’re all playing in a shared arena where some people have cheat codes. They play a different game where they try to unlock more cheats, harvesting small amounts of money in great swathes from people who hardly have any in order to change the rules so that it becomes illegal for them to not have a steady harvest of all the money they need without having to exert any effort at all.

But they do this in an arena where you still require the movement of $5 to buy a chicken.


December 2, 2010 · Posted in Everything Else