To think I was actually alive in 1970.

It's nice to have a girl around the house.


Though she was a tiger lady, our hero didn’t have to fire a shot to floor her. After one look at his Mr. Leggs slacks, she was ready to have him walk all over her. That noble styling sure soothes the savage heart! If you’d like your own doll-to-doll carpeting, hunt up a pair of these he-man Mr. Leggs slacks. Such as our new automatic wash wear blend of 65% “Dacron®” and 35% rayon—incomparably wrinkle-resistant. About $12.95 at plush-carpeted stores.


Well. I say I was alive. But was I really alive?


YIKES rating: 77.5 out of 100. Keep tusslin’ girls. Rawr.




Doesn’t seem to say how easy it is to get stains out of those slacks. Like blood. Or bodily wastes.


May 12, 2008 · by xalieri · Posted in reviews  


4 Responses to “To think I was actually alive in 1970.”

  1. alfie on May 12th, 2008 7:44 pm
    I mean still. 1970 and all. That can’t be real. Can it?

  2. alfie on May 12th, 2008 7:45 pm

    and by not really being *alive* are you implying that you were still in decent abort territory?

  3. vidicon on May 12th, 2008 8:14 pm

    I was two for most of 1970. My prospects for babes to stand on the head of were quite slim….


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