Guh-nasty. Minus several million points for that Ronald McDonald smile right there at the end.
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*sigh*
That’s what we get for letting Canadians play with fissionables—and letting non-English-speaking morons with no spellchecker try to hoax people in order to spread their little virii.
Chrissakes. I should offer to apply a coat of polish to these to make them somewhat believable for a percent of the take.
Two out of ten for “nucklear”. The rest? No points at all.
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These are the good kind. The licking kind. The kind with the awesome documentary I’ve watched about ten times now and have a permanent copy of on my laptop. Ten out of ten.
I recommend a five iron, or maybe a three wood. You don’t want a lot of range, ‘cuz it’ll hook or slice like a mo-fo.
Also you don’t want a lot of splatter.
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Some conjectures about the mechanism of poltergeist phenomenon.
I kinda lost it somewhere around the “sexual neurons” phrase, but I did a pretty good job at keeping a straight face until then.
I give this one an eight out of ten, but the classic Australopithecus spiff-arino spoof is still my all-time favorite.
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John Downer’s tusk-cams and trunk cams. The pictures speak for themselves.
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Love. Death. Zombies. Demons. Teddy bears. Figments of your imagination.
Those are just a few of the things waiting for you inside Adam P. Knave’s CRAZY LITTLE THINGS. Horror collides with just about every other genre within reach to help bring his twisted worlds to life. These twelve tales of strangeness include three new stories exclusive to this volume: “Pretty Little Dead Girls,†“Dead Side Story†and “Causing Effect.†Also included are both legendary Mister Binkles tales, as well as the critically acclaimed novella, Crazy Little Thing.
“Adam P. Knave’s collection of short fiction is a grandiose romp through a universe of vast scope and huge imagination – which was startling, because I thought the operative word was ’short’†– Dustin Grovemiller, Managing Editor, the footnote
“This book could be my best friend when I’m in the bathroom. And I’m not just saying that because I’m out of toilet paper, or need a friend to wipe for me.†– Shannon Wheeler, Too Much Coffee Man
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Embedded in this short story collection is one of the best pieces Knave’s written to date, “Crazy Little Thing”, which is available as a free download. It’s a PDF. I’m pushing for MobiPocket format soon, ‘cuz that’s actually more readable on portable devices.
Keep up-to-date with Adam’s creative cycles at hellblazer.net You won’t regret it.
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Who would have guessed that when you remove Garfield from the Garfield comic strips, the result is an even better comic about schizophrenia, bipolor disorder, and the empty desperation of modern life? Friends, meet Jon Arbuckle. Let’s laugh and learn with him on a journey deep into the tortured mind of an isolated young everyman as he fights a losing battle against lonliness and methamphetamine addiction in a quiet American suburb.
Hmm.
I’m all ready for the YouTube version of Jabberjaws Minus Jabberjaws.
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